Saturday, 9 January 2010

Tories use our Comrades

Those pesky Conservatives at Amber Valley Council are using our brave comrade Bob 'the knob' Moon to help their own councillors. Some of them were complaining of having sleepless nights with all the cuts and job losses they have inflicted but found that attending council meetings and being forced to sit through Comrade Bobs incessant ramblings cured their insomnia!
Now they have hit on the clever wheeze of offering this as a free service to all insomniacs in the district. Just go along to a council meeting for a guaranteed cure!
Personally I like Comrade Bob. With him its a case of what you see is what you get. With his silly hats and girly earrings he looks a right prat.... perfect for my Party.

Best wishes comrades, Keir x