Friday 8 January 2010

Support Comrade Hoon

It has come to my attention that there is a lot of dissent amongst local comrades about the abortive coup by Comrade Hoon against the Prime Minister. The reason for our neighbouring MPs brave action was envy; although Comrade Gordon is the most detested PM in history he is still more popular than the 'absolutely utterly detestable Hoon' (The Mirrors words, not mine).
Now listen comrades, when I set this Party up all those years ago it was based on the politics of envy, so we shouldn't be too demoralised when it comes back and bites our arses now and again.

Keep up the good work comrades, Keir x