Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Another little wheeze

Shhh, keep this quiet but I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Make sure none of those 'orrible oiks BNP are looking over your shoulder and read on....
We know that their site gets loads more visitors than ours so we've come up with a cunning plan that even Comrade Baldrick would be proud of. Here it is.... hehehe, I really can't stop laughing at this one. Calm down Keir, calm down.
Right, here it is.......... one of our local comrades, a councillor actually, well maybe not a councillor but someone more intelligent (I suspect his 5 year old nephew) has come up with what they call a mirror site. Its a website address that is very close to the 'orrible oiks address but is really a duplicate address for our site, brilliant eh? So unsuspecting visitors searching for their site come to us lol, and not to them!!
Look comrades, I know some of you will find this petty and spiteful but hey, you're in the Labour Party, what did you expect? Petty and spiteful is our strength, negativity is our lifeblood.
And rumour has it that they have got a new website coming online shortly that will blow our poxy site out of the water, so what else can we do. I know some of you are not happy that Comrade Jude got us two grand for 'computer consultancy' with her expenses scam and we ended up with a two-bob site, but isn't that what we do best? Fleece the taxpayer and then waste it? Comrades, we should celebrate the fact that our site cost two grand and looks rank (bloody keyboard, R's and W's getting mixed up again!).
Anyway, keep our little wheeze a secret, don't let the oiks know.
Best wishes comrades, Keir x