The Marxist Electoral Support Scheme - MESS - is geared for our activists and councillors in that it is simple and takes just three easy steps.
STEP 1: Think of two/three people. They might be family members living away from home, they might be friends from another area or they might even be dead like me lol.
STEP 2: Register them to vote, and apply for a postal ballot.
STEP 3: Wait for the ballot papers to arrive, fill them in and send them off.
SIMPLES!
Your one vote becomes three, 100 votes become 1000 and 1000 votes become 3,000.
Many of our groups around the country use this postal vote scam, as do the Tories and Lib Dims, but we are the best.
Comrade Jude needs our help. People have realised that she is useless and only thinks of Amber Valley as a meal ticket. And as much as she tries to convince them that 'useless is good' they aren't buying it anymore. So much for gratitude!
So, there you have it. We are in a mess and we need a bigger MESS to get out of it. Good Labour logic eh?
Get registering comrades and I promise you no more acronyms!
Best wishes comrades, Keir x
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