Down the pub today I heard a rumour that Comrade Gordon had offered to visit Amber Valley and help Judy Mallaber in the election campaign. Apparently Comrade Jude politely refused saying she had a tough enough job on her hands without him making it an impossible task!
As a matter of interest has anyone seen Comrade Jude lately? Is she on another of her publicly funded African jaunts? It seems she spends more time in Africa than here in Amber Valley.
To be honest, when she was first selected, I didn't like the idea of a southerner being parachuted in up here, if we wanted a useless female candidate then we could have gone for Glynne Cato, our councillor in Heanor East.
Best wishes comrades, Keir x