Comrade Jones under fire

Local hero and leader, Comrade Paul Jones has come under fire from those 'orrible oiks again. The problem is that Comrade Jones is a liar and is useless, which makes him ideal for my party AND to be our leader, but when he combines those two admirable attributes and becomes a 'useless liar', then, he does exactly what it says on the tin!
Comrade Jones, a word in your ear..... lying when calling someone a liar isn't the cleverest thing you can do, especially like now when you've been caught out. Tosser.
Oh hum.... this lot have had me turning in my grave so many times I get dizzy.

Best wishes comrades, Keir x